unescapable:

*me when bored*

me: mom you need anything?

mom: no, thanks

*me on the laptop*

mom: can you come help me?

me:

(Source: humorstar, via unescapable)

manda:

“Invest your love to someone who will make you cry because of happiness and not sadness.”

— Advice i gave to one of my followers (via suspend)

(via manda)

sopranish:

owlmylove:

bedabug:

making a new password like
me: beefstew
computer: sorry password not stroganoff

oh my god

*slowclap*

(via manda)